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tripled_mods) wrote in ddd_news2010-08-03 08:27 pm
Spike 3/4
That Andy fellow used to do this. A video diary, eh? Found me an old camera, figured it'd be fit to set its lens on this tired mug. I'm Spike, biggest baddest meanest vamp in town, you gotta figure smartest too, since that's only fair. And I was runnin' Beverly Hills before my useless bloody lump of a sire barged in here, stealing me away from the sweet life.
Innit that always the way? [big sigh]
You'd think he'd be grateful, all I've bloody done for him, but nooo, he's always gotta spoil my fun. Sick bastard. [mutters some more, sound of a can being kicked, and then Spike draws out a pack of Morley's, lighting one up]
You win some, you lose some, right? Only it ain't as so nonchalant as that. You see enough of your friends die, you know what I'm talking about. If Blue Fred would quit going off I'd be able to watch her, keep her from wrecking this place up even worse. Don't even know if that's possible by now.
Angel's dating a dragon, my bloody best friend is a fish. Gonna go as batty as Dru, this rate. Have to say though, never thought I'd see a day where Charmed was the only bloody thing came on cable. It's a new torture so sinister no one coulda seen that coming.
[shakes his head resolutely, taking a shuddering drag]
Bloody thing's runnin' outta juice. [the camera shakes as Spike hits it then goes dead with a final curse;] Bollocks.