Alright! Listen up! This is Harumi Suzumiya once again inviting you interesting members of the community into a club. I've decided DramaDramaDuck needs its' own SOS Brigade. I need four people in positions to help me kick start this. Positions are as follows:
1. A mysterious transfer student: This position is already filled since Koizumi is also here. I thought someone with powers could go here but it's best I have somebody that knows what we're requiring before we go past five members and expand. The DDD Brigade is going to get huge. He keeps his second-in-command status in both brigades which now also has Ambassador status for other worlds. Any questions should be directed to him. Make sure to ask hard questions about the universe. He's good at those.
2. A mascot: This is a great position as you can star in films and help us promote the brigade! What we're looking for is moe! The girl end of this is lacking because while there's a good bit of moe we're lacking in the right assets so we need a guy. Steve or Will should do. You got the right movie-hunk faces for this with just the right amount of essential moe and heroic attitude to attract people to our group!
3. An alien or wizard/witch: The role was actually a silent genius at home but I think I can definitely get an alien on this end. A magical girl could also work here. Homura looks about the type. How about it, girl? You're vital.
4. Another person: I need someone to help me carry boxes to a base of operations. Battler.
These are very important positions and you should be honored to join! I'd be happy to have you. Please put comments here if you're interested in joining outside of these positions and my second-in-command will answer you shortly. Ordinary community members need not apply.
Third Person:
Haruhi was waiting.
She's been waiting and waiting for that moment when life takes a turn for the magnificent. The weird. The gloriously juicy moment where things would actually happened. But it never came... John Smith was the one having her glorious moments. She got to the right school and club after club after club after club everything was normal and boring and lame and horribly disappointing and now she's in class listening to this seemingly never-ending lesson about who-know's-what while her mind drifts off trying to figure out how to improve this and I can't describe it any other way but this horrible run-on sentence about how dreadful it was to see something go on and on and on and continue being lame and lame and lamer still like a teacher with a droning voice that can make anyone's head drift off, especially one like Haruhi's and her life according to her and the teacher and this very sentence that just keeps going and going without making any sort of interesting turn to it and you have to keep wondering just where the hell the life-changing event or bell or period that makes a new sentence that was more interesting and less irritating is going to show up. Stop. Period.
That conversation before class. Of course! That's it, wasn't it? Things can't happen if you sit there doing nothing. The teacher only stops being boring and life gets better because the bell makes it so. The run-on sentence stops being grammatically incorrect and a horribly frustrating space-filler because someone puts a period at the end of it!
Somebody had to put the period at the end of the sentence 'Haruhi was waiting' and that person was sitting in front of her. If everyone's waiting then nothing is happening! She can't just sit there and wait for the aliens, espers, time travelers, sliders, or whatever the hell else exists to come to her! What if they're waiting for someone to come to them? You have to start the conversation for a conversation to happen! You have to start an interesting club to have an interesting club! You have to take action! You have to make your own interesting life! You have to interrupt this boring class to keep it from being boring!
With that train of thought, boundless energy, new inspiration, and a period coming at the end of this sentence, Haruhi grabbed the back of the idea-spawner's jacket and yanked it.
Haruhi Suzumiya | TMoHS | Reserved
First Person (entry type):
Alright! Listen up! This is Harumi Suzumiya once again inviting you interesting members of the community into a club. I've decided DramaDramaDuck needs its' own SOS Brigade. I need four people in positions to help me kick start this. Positions are as follows:
1. A mysterious transfer student: This position is already filled since Koizumi is also here. I thought someone with powers could go here but it's best I have somebody that knows what we're requiring before we go past five members and expand. The DDD Brigade is going to get huge. He keeps his second-in-command status in both brigades which now also has Ambassador status for other worlds. Any questions should be directed to him. Make sure to ask hard questions about the universe. He's good at those.
2. A mascot: This is a great position as you can star in films and help us promote the brigade! What we're looking for is moe! The girl end of this is lacking because while there's a good bit of moe we're lacking in the right assets so we need a guy. Steve or Will should do. You got the right movie-hunk faces for this with just the right amount of essential moe and heroic attitude to attract people to our group!
3. An alien or wizard/witch: The role was actually a silent genius at home but I think I can definitely get an alien on this end. A magical girl could also work here. Homura looks about the type. How about it, girl? You're vital.
4. Another person: I need someone to help me carry boxes to a base of operations. Battler.
These are very important positions and you should be honored to join! I'd be happy to have you.
Please put comments here if you're interested in joining outside of these positions and my second-in-command will answer you shortly. Ordinary community members need not apply.
Third Person:
Haruhi was waiting.
She's been waiting and waiting for that moment when life takes a turn for the magnificent. The weird. The gloriously juicy moment where things would actually happened. But it never came... John Smith was the one having her glorious moments. She got to the right school and club after club after club after club everything was normal and boring and lame and horribly disappointing and now she's in class listening to this seemingly never-ending lesson about who-know's-what while her mind drifts off trying to figure out how to improve this and I can't describe it any other way but this horrible run-on sentence about how dreadful it was to see something go on and on and on and continue being lame and lame and lamer still like a teacher with a droning voice that can make anyone's head drift off, especially one like Haruhi's and her life according to her and the teacher and this very sentence that just keeps going and going without making any sort of interesting turn to it and you have to keep wondering just where the hell the life-changing event or bell or period that makes a new sentence that was more interesting and less irritating is going to show up. Stop. Period.
That conversation before class. Of course! That's it, wasn't it? Things can't happen if you sit there doing nothing. The teacher only stops being boring and life gets better because the bell makes it so. The run-on sentence stops being grammatically incorrect and a horribly frustrating space-filler because someone puts a period at the end of it!
Somebody had to put the period at the end of the sentence 'Haruhi was waiting' and that person was sitting in front of her. If everyone's waiting then nothing is happening! She can't just sit there and wait for the aliens, espers, time travelers, sliders, or whatever the hell else exists to come to her! What if they're waiting for someone to come to them? You have to start the conversation for a conversation to happen! You have to start an interesting club to have an interesting club! You have to take action! You have to make your own interesting life! You have to interrupt this boring class to keep it from being boring!
With that train of thought, boundless energy, new inspiration, and a period coming at the end of this sentence, Haruhi grabbed the back of the idea-spawner's jacket and yanked it.