Player nickname: Yuri Nakamura Player LJ:tenminutes Way to contact you: Email: AIM: Other: journal or walkie-talkie frequency for the sss Are you at least 15?: Yes. Current Characters: None.
Character: Battler Ushiromiya Fandom: Crying Seagulls-- what the hell is with the name of this? Character Notes: This current Battler is too much of an idiot, I want to take over. History: Battler Ushiromiya once was a young boy who was adorable and talked about being a knight and things (I know, I met him during a virus once) and then somehow over the course of the passing years his soul was corrupted until the insides of his brain consisted of womens' breasts, lame chess comparisons, and the inability to make consistent sense. His family all got murdered except for his little sister Ange, who he conveniently forgot about for about four games until his best friend Yuri reminded him after she talked to his future self and Ange showed up.
Backtracking, after everyone got murdered this blonde witch showed up and told Battler it had all been done with magic. Instead of telling her she was crazy and just waiting for a day for the police to get there, he took up her challenge and began fighting against a witch while saying that magic didn't exist. Then Battler learned to teleport and still said magic wasn't real. A mysterious girl named Gretel who looks an awful lot like she's related to him shows up to help him and he learns to use blue text magic. Because magic totally doesn't exist, and this Gretel girl who happens to be a witch also denies that magic was involved in this thing. The first witch, whose name is Beatrice by the way, ends up telling Battler some stuff that causes him to have a mid-life crisis even though it really wasn't that big of a deal and Gretel reveals herself to be his moemoeimouto please come home Battler-niichan and gets ripped to shreds.
Battler angsts and kills Beatrice and then gets pissed at his greatest friend Yuri because she tried to save Beatrice because Battler's a moron and, as he would soon realize when he finished angsting while two other witches screwed around with the fifth game, Beatrice loved him and he used to know her. One of the witches named Lambda Delta was like wow you figured it out I guess I'll make you gamemaster now, so Battler switched sides to be on Beatrice's side and challenged the other witch (I think her name was Bern-something?) to finish the game. He now has to win or die trying to be an arrogant asshole, under his new name, Endless Sorcerer Buttler. Personality: Moron, pervert, stupid, stubborn, and a good guy but mostly he's just an egomaniac in a cape who has to not say the truth without lying. And he's still a moron. Other: He's got endless magic and the ability to be a butt wherever he goes. Oh and he doesn't like duct tape. EDIT BECAUSE BATTLER COMPLAINED!! If he isn't in love with someone, he'll go blind within a matter of hours. Additional Links:This is a picture of him on most days. He never listened to his grandmother and his face got stuck that way.
First Person (entry type): Ihihihi little does everyone know that I, Battler Arejandro Ushiromiya, have secretly obtained my powers for a single purpose. While they will definitely be useful in defeating this evil witches who are trying to torture me and my family forever, there's really only one good use for this...
Ihihihi, I can make all the girls' breasts two cup sizes larger and not change the size of their shirt so that there's extra cleavage everywhere! Ihihi! Ah, especially Yuri's since I'm always fantasizing about her since I'm a moron and can't ever think of anything better to do even when I had sex with a succubus while I was an evil jerkoff. Ah, but if I turn the chessboard over then the obvious answer would be to just steal the shirts of all the girls in the community. They won't be able to prove it was me either, since they can't disprove that it was the community! It's a devil's proof! Ihihihi there's no way that this can go wrong or that the lovely Yurippe-san would punish me for days on end for it.
Third Person: Battler Ushiromiya waltzed into the parlor with an air of pompousness, pulling his cape over his side with a flutter and a whooshing sound as the air fell through the bottoms of his newly obtained piece of attire. He had finally taken Yuri's advice and gotten some new clothes, but it only had made him look even dorkier than before... What was he to do? He couldn't impress her like this, but he had to concentrate on the game or Ange would surely come attempt to kill him while he didn't sleep because in a place where time doesn't pass, there's obviously no reason to catch a little bit of z's instead of mentally screwing himself over. (Goddamnit Battler is such a moron sometimes, then he falls asleep in the middle of a visit like he's some kind of king that he deserves to take up the whole floor.)
Back to being pompous. Battler was pompously fluttering his cape and even using magic to make it billow out behind him after he had dramatically tossed it over his shoulder. He was always one for being dramatic, and he couldn't get rid of that even if he had given up his walrus-like cries and was working on but failing to filter out his chorus of backwards English hellos. It may have been that he was attempting to greet people this entire time and got it backward, he was horrible at English after all, but nevertheless he had given it up in favor of looking like a vampire. Not like it was hard, he already had pointy canines-- seriously how did he live with those? Did he file them to get them like that or something?
Right right. Okay, so he sat down in his chair, which he now referred to as his throne even though it was, in fact, a regular chair, and called forth the stakes and the witches and all of the other members of his pseudo harem that he would like to believe is his harem, including that one girl who gave him Valentine's chocolates. Except Ange, since he's being a butt to her right now.
"We have to discuss the new change of my name that Yuri and Ange have been calling me and stop it right now."
"But Buttler-sama--" one of the girls objected.
"UUUUOOOOOOOOOGH!!"
Battler's wails almost broke a window. It had already caught on. There was nothing he could do.
I'm app challenging!! I don't care if it's allowed or not.
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Are you at least 15?: Yes.
Current Characters: None.
Character: Battler Ushiromiya
Fandom: Crying Seagulls-- what the hell is with the name of this?
Character Notes: This current Battler is too much of an idiot, I want to take over.
History: Battler Ushiromiya once was a young boy who was adorable and talked about being a knight and things (I know, I met him during a virus once) and then somehow over the course of the passing years his soul was corrupted until the insides of his brain consisted of womens' breasts, lame chess comparisons, and the inability to make consistent sense. His family all got murdered except for his little sister Ange, who he conveniently forgot about for about four games until his best friend Yuri reminded him after she talked to his future self and Ange showed up.
Backtracking, after everyone got murdered this blonde witch showed up and told Battler it had all been done with magic. Instead of telling her she was crazy and just waiting for a day for the police to get there, he took up her challenge and began fighting against a witch while saying that magic didn't exist. Then Battler learned to teleport and still said magic wasn't real. A mysterious girl named Gretel who looks an awful lot like she's related to him shows up to help him and he learns to use blue text magic. Because magic totally doesn't exist, and this Gretel girl who happens to be a witch also denies that magic was involved in this thing. The first witch, whose name is Beatrice by the way, ends up telling Battler some stuff that causes him to have a mid-life crisis even though it really wasn't that big of a deal and Gretel reveals herself to be his moemoeimouto please come home Battler-niichan and gets ripped to shreds.
Battler angsts and kills Beatrice and then gets pissed at his greatest friend Yuri because she tried to save Beatrice because Battler's a moron and, as he would soon realize when he finished angsting while two other witches screwed around with the fifth game, Beatrice loved him and he used to know her. One of the witches named Lambda Delta was like wow you figured it out I guess I'll make you gamemaster now, so Battler switched sides to be on Beatrice's side and challenged the other witch (I think her name was Bern-something?) to finish the game. He now has to win or die trying to be an arrogant asshole, under his new name, Endless Sorcerer Buttler.
Personality: Moron, pervert, stupid, stubborn, and a good guy but mostly he's just an egomaniac in a cape who has to not say the truth without lying. And he's still a moron.
Other: He's got endless magic and the ability to be a butt wherever he goes.
Oh and he doesn't like duct tape.
EDIT BECAUSE BATTLER COMPLAINED!! If he isn't in love with someone, he'll go blind within a matter of hours.
Additional Links: This is a picture of him on most days. He never listened to his grandmother and his face got stuck that way.
First Person (entry type): Ihihihi little does everyone know that I, Battler Arejandro Ushiromiya, have secretly obtained my powers for a single purpose. While they will definitely be useful in defeating this evil witches who are trying to torture me and my family forever, there's really only one good use for this...
Ihihihi, I can make all the girls' breasts two cup sizes larger and not change the size of their shirt so that there's extra cleavage everywhere! Ihihi! Ah, especially Yuri's since I'm always fantasizing about her since I'm a moron and can't ever think of anything better to do even when I had sex with a succubus while I was an evil jerkoff. Ah, but if I turn the chessboard over then the obvious answer would be to just steal the shirts of all the girls in the community. They won't be able to prove it was me either, since they can't disprove that it was the community! It's a devil's proof! Ihihihi there's no way that this can go wrong or that the lovely Yurippe-san would punish me for days on end for it.
Third Person: Battler Ushiromiya waltzed into the parlor with an air of pompousness, pulling his cape over his side with a flutter and a whooshing sound as the air fell through the bottoms of his newly obtained piece of attire. He had finally taken Yuri's advice and gotten some new clothes, but it only had made him look even dorkier than before... What was he to do? He couldn't impress her like this, but he had to concentrate on the game or Ange would surely come attempt to kill him while he didn't sleep because in a place where time doesn't pass, there's obviously no reason to catch a little bit of z's instead of mentally screwing himself over. (Goddamnit Battler is such a moron sometimes, then he falls asleep in the middle of a visit like he's some kind of king that he deserves to take up the whole floor.)
Back to being pompous. Battler was pompously fluttering his cape and even using magic to make it billow out behind him after he had dramatically tossed it over his shoulder. He was always one for being dramatic, and he couldn't get rid of that even if he had given up his walrus-like cries and was working on but failing to filter out his chorus of backwards English hellos. It may have been that he was attempting to greet people this entire time and got it backward, he was horrible at English after all, but nevertheless he had given it up in favor of looking like a vampire. Not like it was hard, he already had pointy canines-- seriously how did he live with those? Did he file them to get them like that or something?
Right right. Okay, so he sat down in his chair, which he now referred to as his throne even though it was, in fact, a regular chair, and called forth the stakes and the witches and all of the other members of his pseudo harem that he would like to believe is his harem, including that one girl who gave him Valentine's chocolates. Except Ange, since he's being a butt to her right now.
"We have to discuss the new change of my name that Yuri and Ange have been calling me and stop it right now."
"But Buttler-sama--" one of the girls objected.
"UUUUOOOOOOOOOGH!!"
Battler's wails almost broke a window. It had already caught on. There was nothing he could do.