APPLICATIONS | 2012; 01

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get lost master

[blindedthemwithscience]

No, the biggest mystery is why you can't listen when the universe is constantly telling you to kick the bucket already.

no u

[losesbest]

Maybe I've gone deaf in my old age. Sound good?

insects first

[blindedthemwithscience]

With the number of times you've regenerated? I don't think so.

[losesbest]

Maybe you've just gone blind, then. Explains oh so much, don't you think?

[blindedthemwithscience]

[OH HELL NO] The day I allow myself go blind is the day the Daleks decide to live in peace with the universe.

[losesbest]

Better go check your calendar. Go on, I'll wait.

[blindedthemwithscience]

They can't live in peace if they're all supposed to be dead either.

[losesbest]

Oh, no, of course not, but they can certainly live in pieces.

[blindedthemwithscience]

Well, aren't you clever.

[losesbest]

Admit it. That was a good one, wasn't it?

[blindedthemwithscience]

It's like that charbroiled regeneration of yours: over-done, ugly, and bland.

[losesbest]

Much better than your current one: out of date, out of touch, and out of style.

[blindedthemwithscience]

[he. will. DIE.] Why fix what isn't broken?

[will not appear ruffled. will not appear ruffled. will not-- okay maybe a bit annoyed.]

[losesbest]

[He always does.] You know, that's a very good question. Don't think you'd know the answer, though.

[blindedthemwithscience]

[Permanently. B[] And that's where you would be wrong, as usual.

[losesbest]

[Lol whatev.] Oh, this'll be good. Come on, then, let's hear it. Surely you've been saving a big insult, right? Or did you use them all up already?

[blindedthemwithscience]

Why would I waste a good insult on you?

As for the answer, something that's broken doesn't require fixing. Surely a simpleton such as yourself could have figured that out.