First Person (video entry):[When the video starts a young man, possibly in his early twenties, can be seen positively glowering at the screen behind his rose-tinted glasses.]
Ara! What’s this asshattery!
[This disturbance in the force draws the attention of someone off screen]
Somethin’ wrong boss?
Well, here I am…sittin’ all sweet and innocent—[a skeptical snort can be heard in the background]—what? Are you tryin’ to imply I’m not totally sweet and innocent?
N-no…you’re really…er…sweet and innocent!
I~ thought so [the young man grins wolfishly at the camera] now where was I? Ah right…sweet and innocent…so this sweet and innocent me is goin’ on his fifth hour—you know when it comes to this sort of thing [waves his hand at the computer] I can go for days. So here I am ready to knock down this great big wall that I had built so strategically…you should have seen it, it was masterpiece! Well I was ready to knock it down when a small duck randomly popped up on my screen and stole my high score…
Duck, boss?
You know [starts flapping his arms like wings] waterfowl…part of the Anatidae family…broad, flat bills, short legs; webbed feet…they go gaagaa! If you can’t keep up with the conversation then get the hell out.
Er…okay…so what do you suggest we do about the duck?
Open season? We don’t have any guns just lyin’ around though, do we? So your mission, should you choose too accept it…and of course you will because you don’t have a choice…is to go and find me a gun so we can play Duck Hunt...such nostalgia. I’m sure you can easily snatch one off of those Wind G-Men officers.
Are you kidding?
[Turns his head in the direction of the voice] Nope, not kidding. Gun. Go. And don’t you dare go shamin’ the Samurai of Western Japan!
Third Person: Yoshitsune had heard of Simca’s new decree, but he couldn’t believe it, in fact he was almost certain that this had to be some kind of shitty prank. Unfortunately it wasn’t, some third rate brat, a neophyte in the world of Storm Riders was to be the leader of all of Genesis? Some thumb-sucking little snot rag, who wasn’t a King, didn’t even possess a Regalia, and as far as he was concerned the little crumb muncher didn’t have much talent. Oh, he’d seen the boy in action and as far as he was concerned this Ikki, this rising star of the A-T world, was just a little too big for his britches. Yoshitsune would be having none of it, not the proud and brilliant leader of Trident. He would serve under no brat unworthy of his allegiance! A weak leader with no talent and exaggerated confidence could only inspire contempt and anxiety among his followers. Yoshitsune couldn’t have contempt and anxiety amongst his own followers even if he could comprehend the source of it. Looking up to a talentless leader would only result in his own followers looking down on him, this certainly wouldn’t do. It was in the best interest of Trident that the leader of Genesis could be someone worth acknowledging and this little runt was not. Eventually he would cross paths with the boy especially if he was so close to Simca that she saw fit to hand Genesis over to him. That day wouldn’t be too far off and when it did come, that brat had better watch his candy-ass because Yoshitsune would be ready for him. It would certainly be a debut that their new leader would not soon forget; he would definitely show Ikki the pride of Kansai!
Yoshitsune | Air Gear - V
Ara! What’s this asshattery!
[This disturbance in the force draws the attention of someone off screen]
Somethin’ wrong boss?
Well, here I am…sittin’ all sweet and innocent—[a skeptical snort can be heard in the background]—what? Are you tryin’ to imply I’m not totally sweet and innocent?
N-no…you’re really…er…sweet and innocent!
I~ thought so [the young man grins wolfishly at the camera] now where was I? Ah right…sweet and innocent…so this sweet and innocent me is goin’ on his fifth hour—you know when it comes to this sort of thing [waves his hand at the computer] I can go for days. So here I am ready to knock down this great big wall that I had built so strategically…you should have seen it, it was masterpiece! Well I was ready to knock it down when a small duck randomly popped up on my screen and stole my high score…
Duck, boss?
You know [starts flapping his arms like wings] waterfowl…part of the Anatidae family…broad, flat bills, short legs; webbed feet…they go gaagaa! If you can’t keep up with the conversation then get the hell out.
Er…okay…so what do you suggest we do about the duck?
Open season? We don’t have any guns just lyin’ around though, do we? So your mission, should you choose too accept it…and of course you will because you don’t have a choice…is to go and find me a gun so we can play Duck Hunt...such nostalgia. I’m sure you can easily snatch one off of those Wind G-Men officers.
Are you kidding?
[Turns his head in the direction of the voice] Nope, not kidding. Gun. Go. And don’t you dare go shamin’ the Samurai of Western Japan!
Third Person: Yoshitsune had heard of Simca’s new decree, but he couldn’t believe it, in fact he was almost certain that this had to be some kind of shitty prank. Unfortunately it wasn’t, some third rate brat, a neophyte in the world of Storm Riders was to be the leader of all of Genesis? Some thumb-sucking little snot rag, who wasn’t a King, didn’t even possess a Regalia, and as far as he was concerned the little crumb muncher didn’t have much talent. Oh, he’d seen the boy in action and as far as he was concerned this Ikki, this rising star of the A-T world, was just a little too big for his britches. Yoshitsune would be having none of it, not the proud and brilliant leader of Trident. He would serve under no brat unworthy of his allegiance! A weak leader with no talent and exaggerated confidence could only inspire contempt and anxiety among his followers. Yoshitsune couldn’t have contempt and anxiety amongst his own followers even if he could comprehend the source of it. Looking up to a talentless leader would only result in his own followers looking down on him, this certainly wouldn’t do. It was in the best interest of Trident that the leader of Genesis could be someone worth acknowledging and this little runt was not. Eventually he would cross paths with the boy especially if he was so close to Simca that she saw fit to hand Genesis over to him. That day wouldn’t be too far off and when it did come, that brat had better watch his candy-ass because Yoshitsune would be ready for him. It would certainly be a debut that their new leader would not soon forget; he would definitely show Ikki the pride of Kansai!