Third Person: Karkat was slamming his face into his keyboard. Repeatedly. John, that stupid piece of bulge shit was doing something idiotic with stuffed animals and salamanders. Seriously. What the fuck was he thinking. There was important shit to be done and he was standing there going on about some stupid human named Nic Cage and some idiotic movie that had absolutely nothing to do with anything.
Karkat really couldn’t slam his face into the keyboard enough. This was so stupid. Here he was, trying to help the poor bastard and then he goes and does something like this. Really the stupid douche was beyond hope, but it wasn’t like anyone had any fucking choice in the matter. This idiotic fuckface was the leader of the team of asshat humans, and they were the ones in the game. They were the only ones who could actually do anything, and all Karkat could do was watch. And slam his head against the keyboard.
Karkat Vantas | Homestuck | Reserved | Part 4/4
Third Person: Karkat was slamming his face into his keyboard. Repeatedly. John, that stupid piece of bulge shit was doing something idiotic with stuffed animals and salamanders. Seriously. What the fuck was he thinking. There was important shit to be done and he was standing there going on about some stupid human named Nic Cage and some idiotic movie that had absolutely nothing to do with anything.
Karkat really couldn’t slam his face into the keyboard enough. This was so stupid. Here he was, trying to help the poor bastard and then he goes and does something like this. Really the stupid douche was beyond hope, but it wasn’t like anyone had any fucking choice in the matter. This idiotic fuckface was the leader of the team of asshat humans, and they were the ones in the game. They were the only ones who could actually do anything, and all Karkat could do was watch. And slam his head against the keyboard.