APPLICATIONS -- 2010; 001

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Saito || Inception 3/4

[creepyshitking.livejournal.com]

First Person (entry type): [He thinks he is posting to an energy forum at first, not realizing his mistake until after he hits enter,]
With global oil consumption down 1.2 million and natural gas down 2.1%, now is the first decline in energy since the early 1980s. It is more essential than ever to deliver efficiency at an affordable rate to the World over. Procius Global promises to bring you a revolution in procurement of private and public energy. Full satisfaction.

We are launching an entirely new way of doing business in which suppliers bid for your company, taking the guesswork out of securing the lowest rate. These auctions will be run in real time on the internet and once bidding is open, anyone may join. Because this operates on a reverse auction platform, you can only win.

Any company or household, from one person and up can sign up and begin bidding for a greener energy.

[He comes back some time later, when he also realizes he cannot access any other website,]

Is this some sort of computer virus set out by a rival? This seems a childish prank, but the coding is mature. I cannot even access my email over the phone.

Well, well, who would I be if I did not rise to a challenge. I greet you, community members, whoever you may be. You may call me Saito, and very soon, I will be one of the most important names in Energy across the Globe.