First Person: I don’t normally do this. Looking to the internet for amusement always struck me as more of a Humphrey thing, Gossip Girl excepted of course. But a girl must seek entertainment and companionship with whatever means are available to her and since my only other option right now would be to actually acknowledge that I associate with Brooklyn folk by choice, I’m willing to take my chances.
Of course, it would help if I could go more than two minutes without worrying about a certain…friend of mine who is currently off doing something mind-breakingly stupid. I’m not sure what I’m more worried about, that he won’t come back or that he will come back and bring that…sorry excuse for a human being with him. Things are complicated enough without him coming back to the city and making us all miserable. And yes, I realise this is all rather vague but I wouldn’t put it past the friend in question to Google himself and I’d prefer that he didn’t discover my thoughts on this…or that I’ve resorted to this at all.
Ugh, I have to stop thinking about him. Someone, anyone, distract me please?
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First Person: I don’t normally do this. Looking to the internet for amusement always struck me as more of a Humphrey thing, Gossip Girl excepted of course. But a girl must seek entertainment and companionship with whatever means are available to her and since my only other option right now would be to actually acknowledge that I associate with Brooklyn folk by choice, I’m willing to take my chances.
Of course, it would help if I could go more than two minutes without worrying about a certain…friend of mine who is currently off doing something mind-breakingly stupid. I’m not sure what I’m more worried about, that he won’t come back or that he will come back and bring that…sorry excuse for a human being with him. Things are complicated enough without him coming back to the city and making us all miserable. And yes, I realise this is all rather vague but I wouldn’t put it past the friend in question to Google himself and I’d prefer that he didn’t discover my thoughts on this…or that I’ve resorted to this at all.
Ugh, I have to stop thinking about him. Someone, anyone, distract me please?
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