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tripled_mods) wrote in ddd_news2010-08-03 08:27 pmAPPLICATIONS -- 2010; 001
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tripled_mods) wrote in ddd_news2010-08-03 08:27 pm
Second Sample! Pt. 1
[Shin adjusts the camera then, once he has it in focus, settles back. He looks equally amused and irritated as he tosses red hair from his eyes.]
Alright, Community, I believe I need some help.
Think of your best friend. Assume, for this scenario, that he or she was raised by a family of chefs and knows how to cook. [From the background come muffled sounds of protest, which Shin pointedly ignores.] Now, say that this best friend of yours took your frying pan -- your favorite frying pan -- and made burgers in it. Only he forgot to grease it first, leaving the bottom a scorched crust. I believe the word "indelible" was used.
Finally, imagine that, having practically ruined the pan in the first place, he then attempted to scrub it with steel wool and, I must say, was so successful that he actually gouged out portions of the bottom of the pan.
[The sounds of protest, while still indistinct, grow louder, and Shin raises his voice to compensate.] What would you determine to be a suitable punishment for this friend? The leading contender, at the moment, is "bathe the tiger," but I'm open to more suggestions.