ddd_news | APPLICATIONS -- 2010; 001

Player nickname: Liz
Player LJ:

effin_science
Way to contact you:
Email: enticementofscience@gmail.com
AIM: effinscience
Other: Pretend I came up with something witty to put here
Are you at least 15?: Y
Current Characters: Birkin, Kid (the other one), Justin

Character: Undertaker
Fandom: Kuroshitsuji

Character Notes:
History: Alright so. This here motherfucker, who may or may not have actually fucked his mother, god knows he’s creepy enough to possibly be That Type, is the most badass librarian ever. Even more badass than my mother, who is a fierce bitch through and through. He also likes hanging out with dead bodies (note the name/title/it could actually just straight-up be his name) and commenting on their expressions of agony. Because he is a sick fuck. The sickest of sick fucks.

Okay, so. Once upon a time, ~~there was an old man from Nantucket~~ this dude was a Shinigami. ~~But only in the anime.~~ He since retired because I’m willing to guess that he wanted to get a nice condo down in Florida. Sadly, he must’ve needed the health insurance or something, because he ended up in London working in a morgue. I’d say “poor thing” but he really. Doesn’t mind at all. So yeah, he goes and. Stuffs dead people? I don’t actually know, he just seems to talk to corpses and badtouch them. He delivers coffins and stuff too, but usually he ends up peacing the fuck out pretty quick. Granted, he’s so pale that I wouldn’t want to be outside for very long if I were him either.

So yeah. Nowadays he hangs out with dead people and goes to hang out in the Shinigami Library – they have books about movies about people’s lives there, I’m not making this shit up – to shelve stuff and make Ciel wonder why the fuck he’s there.

Also he’s evidently got some really pretty eyes.

But yeah, then Ciel comes to him for help/information about Jack the Ripper’s victims and demands payment: HE WANTS LULZ DAMN IT.

Yes, yes really, I swear to fuck, I am not making this up. He, literally, does things for the lulz.

So yeah, in order to get information from him, Ciel and Sebastian need to make him laugh. Luckily, he’s ticklish and Sebastian is a creep.

And then, he disappears for a while. Because he’s one of those characters like Birkin who’s only important in theory. But yeah, he really only shows up when Ciel needs to play detective and runs out of options and needs to get creeped on by UT which is totally what I’m callin’ him now.
Personality: Creepy, but then, what else would you expert from me at this point? But no, he’s sufficiently odd. He likes being creepy because, well, people’s reactions to his behavior is hilarious.

He’s got connections with the underworld which is why he ends up being an informant for Ciel; weird, supernatural murder victims show up at his morgue and so he gets to find out a lot of things about their death that Scotland Yard wouldn’t get to know, because they’d pay him with Victoria’s cashmoney which he has no real desire for. Nope, he does his thang in exchange for a serious case of the giggles.

He’s very informal to people of a higher rank than him, probably once again for the sake of a reaction. Undertaker lives his life devoted to researching the deceased, taking out their organs and studying them. He tends to call the dead people chillin’ in his place of business his “guests” and enjoys talking to them and sharing his tea and biscuits with them.
Other: tl;dr – he’s Stein without a barber or a nail file. No but seriously. (http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090815134846/kuroshitsuji/images/thumb/2/2c/Undertaker_shinigami.png/827px-Undertaker_shinigami.png)
Additional Links: Mmmyup (http://kuroshitsuji.wikia.com/wiki/Undertaker)

First Person (entry type): Heeee… How fun this place is. How very interesting. All you other poor souls trapped here are highly amusing. Especially the two I’ve already met. Poor Earl, poor butler; you both must be suffering so~ No time to recover after catching a murderer, you have to deal with this place on top of it all. It must be so awful from what everyone’s been saying, heeheeheh.

It seems from the bit of research I’ve done on this place people tend to ask for favors using this, yes? In that case… Fair waterfowl, tell me all your best jokes. Make me laugh, I do so love the feeling. Make it a good one, and you might even get a reward~

Third Person: His sides hurt, which said nothing of the breath he was so very desperately trying to suck in. It was utterly ridiculous – even he had to admit that, despite his odd sense of humor – but for some reason, it absolutely set him off until he was doing what he could to cling to the edge of a bookshelf to hold himself up as his uproarious laughter echoed throughout the library. Undertaker had only just managed to stumble into the stacks before he burst out into his outrageous laugh. He realized, on some level, that it probably made him mad as a hatter to be laughing so hard at this, but at the same time…

But at the same time, watching Grell shamelessly flirt with the ever-dull William in a last-ditch attempt to barter his beloved chainsaw-shaped Death Scythe back into his possession was the most ridiculously funny thing, and it was only made funnier by that long suffering expression on the poor bespectacled Shinigami.

He almost felt bad for laughing at it. Almost.

I got a good chuckle out of your character notes but I don't really feel comfortable accepting them as is; would you mind rewriting them with more of a focus on facts than lulz?

Now when you say my "character notes" do you mean the history section or the personality section?

(Also, I feel the need to mention that in between the drunken lulz that were had, I actually did manage to get in all the necessary info about him.)

Basically, Undertaker was a Shinigami at one point in time and then he retired to go hang out in London with dead people. When he’s not digging graves, he still helps out and re-shelves stuff in the Shinigami Library. Granted, he’s pretty terrible at remember to re-shelve the crap he checks out.

Anyway, now he works, oh so originally, as an undertaker. It would hardly be important if he didn’t manage to be in charge of the bodies of people that get killed by weird supernatural things. This weird market that he has the monopoly on gives him enough information to act as an informant to Ciel. As long as he gets his payment of choice, that is. His payment of choice being, weirdly, laughter. I guess if I worked with dead people all the time, I’d need something to snicker at too.

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APPLICATIONS -- 2010; 001

Undertaker | Kuroshitsuji | I was pretty drunk when I wrote this, no lie | 1/great question

Undertaker | Kuroshitsuji | And then I found five dollars | 2/idk

Undertaker | Kuroshitsuji | Great story, tell it again! | 3/3

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history section: the unfunny short version

APPROVED don't worry your icon makes up for the unfunny