APPLICATIONS | 2012; 01

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Challenge app for The Master

[blindedthemwithscience]

Player nickname: The Rani
Player LJ: blindedthemwithscience
Way to contact you:
Email:
AIM:
Other: Why would I want some stupid human contacting me?
Are you at least 15?: Hmph! My lifespan far exceeds your mayfly standards.
Current Characters: None.

Character: The Master
Fandom: I have several sources: Gallifreyan Society, Exiled Time Lords: the Series, Large Hams in the Universe and Where to Find Them
Character Notes:
History: He was born on Gallifrey a long time ago. He went mad when he was young and going by the name Koschei, after he looked into the Time Vortex. He was one of ten former friends at Prydon Academy, but that doesn't matter.

He grew up to be overindulgent in his plans, constantly hunted down The Doctor (no matter how many ugly mugs the pair of them went through), and failed again and again. Since his departure from Gallifrey he has regenerated several times, even when he shouldn't have. Why can't he just stay dead???

Last I heard he had been hurtling through space with a furious Time Lady that wanted to rip him limb from limb, but tossed him off her superior TARDIS, who knows where or when.
Personality: He's a giant ham. Too often, he gets tied up in his grand schemes to stop The Doctor with no regard to anyone else's plans. Especially important plans that require absolute discretion and masking from The Doctor.

He has no respect for other peoples' property. One time he stole my a brilliant chemist's rare and important chemical, as well as an important tin full of a genius experiment that works flawlessly, of course.

On the other hand, he has no respect for his own well-being. He's conceited enough to consider himself immortal. To make things worse, he should have died several times already, but he's managed to come back every single time.

In short, he's a stupid, attention-seeking cockroach.
Other: He wears a velvet suit. Who wears a velvet suit? Or perhaps he doesn't.
Additional Links: I have nothing further to share.

First Person (entry type):
Today, I will find the Doctor and whoever he may be travelling with now. The companion, or companions, are no matter to me. I am after the Doctor. He will be mine, once and for all. I have an ingenious plan to defeat him! What that is, I shouldn't say. Not yet. The time isn't right.

Third Person:
Must I really describe this blithering idiot? First I have to pretend to talk like him, now I must describe his actions and thought processes? Just look at him, he's one step in the evolutionary chain from human and cockroach in either direction.

No, I refuse. If you truly require a "third person sample", use you imagination or study him as he goes about his daily business.

suck it rani

[losesbest]

Who wears those earrings? That's the bigger mystery here.

get lost master

[blindedthemwithscience]

No, the biggest mystery is why you can't listen when the universe is constantly telling you to kick the bucket already.

no u

[losesbest]

Maybe I've gone deaf in my old age. Sound good?

insects first

[blindedthemwithscience]

With the number of times you've regenerated? I don't think so.

[losesbest]

Maybe you've just gone blind, then. Explains oh so much, don't you think?

[blindedthemwithscience]

[OH HELL NO] The day I allow myself go blind is the day the Daleks decide to live in peace with the universe.

[losesbest]

Better go check your calendar. Go on, I'll wait.

[blindedthemwithscience]

They can't live in peace if they're all supposed to be dead either.

[losesbest]

Oh, no, of course not, but they can certainly live in pieces.

[blindedthemwithscience]

Well, aren't you clever.

[losesbest]

Admit it. That was a good one, wasn't it?

[blindedthemwithscience]

It's like that charbroiled regeneration of yours: over-done, ugly, and bland.

[losesbest]

Much better than your current one: out of date, out of touch, and out of style.

[blindedthemwithscience]

[he. will. DIE.] Why fix what isn't broken?

[will not appear ruffled. will not appear ruffled. will not-- okay maybe a bit annoyed.]

[losesbest]

[He always does.] You know, that's a very good question. Don't think you'd know the answer, though.

[blindedthemwithscience]

[Permanently. B[] And that's where you would be wrong, as usual.

[losesbest]

[Lol whatev.] Oh, this'll be good. Come on, then, let's hear it. Surely you've been saving a big insult, right? Or did you use them all up already?

[blindedthemwithscience]

Why would I waste a good insult on you?

As for the answer, something that's broken doesn't require fixing. Surely a simpleton such as yourself could have figured that out.

Rejected

[thekidsare0kay]

We're sorry, but the other application was selected, because he's really the Master, and you're the Rani.

Also, please reference our amended rules, which state that fictional characters may not apply.